Your Dog is a Puppy

     Whenever i meet a dog for the first time I always greet the dog as "puppy",and people always correct me saying that there dog is (insert age here). I don't care. Your dog could be the oldest dog on the freakin' planet and I would still greet it as "puppy". If a 30 year old man can act like a child, then your dog can be a puppy.